baboushkat:

Top girl tip no. 1

ALWAYS AT aLL TIMES carry a whoopee cushion with u so if u accidentally let one rip in public u can whip out ur cushion with a smile and a wink at ur company and soak up ur new status as hilarious joke master

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Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”

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meganxking:

The original character descriptions of Friends

a paleontologist. not that it matters.

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spankmeniall:

how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help

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baiolicious:

i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole

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surprisebitch:

THATS THE SPIRIT

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psyducker:

psyducker:

how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?

sexually frustraighted

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heyfunniest:

IT’S BACK

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