elderleaves:

paperstreet-soapcompany:

a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing

a moment of silence for the university professors that have to read what amounts to the same basic thing, now with 50% more grammar and syntax and 100% more pretention

10:20 AM with 208,750 notes
September 23

feathery-soul:

depressing—quotes:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene

10:20 AM with 168,265 notes
September 23

danslegsareonfire:

maccasmiz:

the-infallible-empress:

molto-bene-sherlock:

Prince William, Prince Charles, and now Prince George…

The royal family is slowly transforming into the Weasleys.

AND THEN THERE’S HARRY

WHO IRONICALLY IS THE ONLY GINGER ONE

best post ever

10:20 AM with 284,416 notes
September 23

beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

Eggs in a hole…RECIPES

10:20 AM with 7,750 notes
September 23

chelseawelseyknight:

spookyfbi:

suckmydestiel:

OH MY FUCKING GOD IF YOU DON’T THINK THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER GO HOME

PETITION TO HAVE A MOVIE MADE OUT OF THIS STORY.

totally not crying

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September 23

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

10:18 AM with 91,483 notes
September 23

bombaycinemaclub:

The first sip of tea is always the hardest.

that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off 

10:18 AM with 116,311 notes
September 23

spookiestbackslider:

ermergerhd-luke-freakin-hemmings:

spookiestbackslider:

this is what sam fucking pepper tweeted out to his 1.16 million twitter followers today

in this fucking piece of trash video he walks around on the street harassing and groping women and tries to play it off as a prank, when the women are very obviously uncomfortable with the situation

he is vile human garbage!!! who also made a video at venice beach like two years ago where he made out with women without their consent! wow!

AND he somehow allowed to attend vidcon 2014? like???? holy fuck????

fuck sam pepper!! honestly what a shitbag, he’s poisonous to our communities and should be vehemently rejected from every online space

Ok I agree that the video was completely in appropriate but calling ANYONE “vile human garbage” is almost as bad. He has feelings too, just like you do even if he did something that was totally uncalled for.

"calling someone disgusting for literally committing sexual assault is almost as bad as actual sexual assault"

10:18 AM with 40,298 notes
September 23
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